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Sunday, 12 January 2014

You Can Never Be Too Careful

You can never be too careful. Have you ever heard of this phrase from your parents? I'm sure they tell you this all the time! Well here is a little poem which makes fun of it!




You can never be too careful,

that's what I always say,

and so I wear a hat, or two,

in case my hair turns gray.

I've thirteen tires on my car,

in case I get a flat.

I wear my pants size fifty-three,

in case I grow too fat.




You can never be too careful,

I'm sure you'll find it's true.

I see the doctor every day,

in case I catch the flu.

I carry twenty handkerchiefs,

in case I have to sneeze,

and forty seven bandages,

in case I skin my knees.




You can never be too careful,

so if I take a walk,

I tiptoe everywhere I go

and whisper when I talk.

I hide my money in a box,

and lock it up inside Fort Knox.



My house is made of bricks and rocks.

The front door has a hundred locks.




But now I have a problem, see,

I'm locked inside without the key.

I've lost it and I can't get free.

I hid it much too carefully!